Why Girls Hate The Dad Bod

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You can never, and I mean EVER ask a woman for relationship advice.

It is the equivalent of asking a deer for hunting advice.

The woman tells you one thing, yet they do the complete opposite of what they say.

Just like they apparently all want Mr. prince charming, yet they end up dating the biggest assholes of all time. (like me)

Does that make sense to you?

If they are this hypocritical, why should you trust them?

Why should you believe them when they say the like the dad bod?

They may SAY they like it, but in reality they don’t actually like it.

Let me give you an example.

I’m a strength and conditioning coach with a huge passion for fitness.

As a result, I’m pretty jacked and lean.

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When I wear clothes, they look different on me than the average guy.

Shirts are usually very tight around the back and arms, and pants get constricted around the quads.

So when I’m walking down the street, you best believe that I am the center of attention.

Girls are staring at me left and right. They come talk to me. They giggle when they see me. They get turned on when I approach them.

I’m in control.

Mr. Dad bod, on the other hand, doesn’t live life the way I do.

You know why?

Because everyone has a fucking dad bad.

When everyone has the same thing, there’s no more value.

It’s true in economics and life.

If women actually liked the dad bod, wouldn’t it mean that every guy who walked in public would be getting hard stares from hot women?

Wouldn’t these women be approaching these men, giggling upon sight, and getting turned on from these bodies?

Just think about it. It’s absurd to state that women like the dad bod if everyone has it because that would automatically render every man attractive, which just isn’t true.

You would also have to argue against the fact that 99% of people who have a dad bod don’t get approached by hot women. If the dad bod was legit, no man would ever have trouble getting a woman.

Yet, we have millions of men who struggle to get women.

Talk about some hypocritical shit, right?

Listen folks, if you want to know what body REALLY attracts women, it’s a muscled body that looks masculine as hell.

It is not shredded to the bone, skinny, skinny fat, chubby, fat, obese, or overly muscular.

It is proportional, decently sized, lean in bodyfat but not shredded, and very aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

A great example is Steve Reeves.

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THIS, my friends, is what women like.

Not the stupid dad bod.

I guarantee you that if women saw a man like Steve Reeves in real life, that their panties would drop to the fucking ground.

If Steve even looked at them, their pussies would be soaking wet.

Don’t try to deny it either. I mean, just look at the dude!

Some angry women might say “Well you couldn’t cuddle with a guy like that. The dad bod is comfortable to lie down on.”

I always laugh when they say stupid stuff like this.

You know why? It’s because they’re only giving you the single story.

What they don’t tell you is that they love putting their hands on your chest, and rubbing their fingers down your rock hard abs.

They like the glutes too.

It’s funny how they don’t mention these things though.

They only tell you what they think you want to hear.

Just like like my story, most women are simply full of shit.

So don’t listen to them when they say they like the dad bod.

It’s not sexy. It’s repulsive.

If I went out with 9 guys who all had dad bods, I guarantee you that I would get more women than all of these dudes combined.

The hotties would find me 100x sexier than these flabby, beer belly men with titties baby please.

You’d have to be delusional to say otherwise.

When you look like a somebody, people treat you like a somebody.

That’s how it is, and how it’s always been.

Don’t try to escape that truth.

I hope you understand the ineffectiveness of having a dad bod for attracting women.

Although I don’t recommend that you develop a Hollywood physique FOR women, I still recommend that you start training.

If you currently have a dad bod, get rid of that shit.

Go to the fitness section of this site for free information, get on my novice program, and consult me if you have to.

Just please, for the love of God…never end up with a dad bod ever again.

You’ll thank me later.

Your man,

-Alex

 

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